Thursday, June 09, 2005

'Ambush!' is a name probably derived from an old position 'Anne's Bush', although we're really just guessing as we've not bothered to research it much. This rather crass modern name 'Ambush!' came about as, not only can the recipient not see their partner during the entire act, the position was used in a few military campaigns when it came to light (to the enemy) that a great number of AT-ST units were spending their time on the battlefield hidden in shell-holes shagging away merrily. Stealth Troops were sent out to sneak into Scout Walker controlled territory to catch them at it and terminate them. It was believed that a great number of these were likely to supposed to be on guard duty, thereby leaving the greater bulk of the AT-ST units unprotected. This intentionally leaked 'information', although to a degree true, was a set-up to allow Scout Walkers to ambush the enemy while in plain sight. Although from a distance it may appear that the pair are copulating, they both have an excellent range of forward vision with all of their weaponry freed up for use. It is highly likely, when offered this rather unusual campaign strategy, that AT-ST units purposely paired off and didn't just pretend to be sucking each other off.

This position only requires the receiving Scout Walker to have their leg stirrups disengaged. This lucky unit rest their head on the ground with their legs bent backwards so their feet touches the ground, while their partner approaches them out of their range of vision and proceeds to pleasure them at any point along their base unit, as all sensors are within easy reach of their central turret. Although the person on the ground can do little but lie back and enjoy themselves (and blast away with pleasure quite safely, as they are not facing their partner), the potential for kissing is still there if their partner leans far enough over them. A wildly pleasurable experience for the person beneath, this position can easily progress into full sex, using positions such as 'Doggy Style' 'Humping' and 'The Rocking Chair'.

People I Kill. Their bones I collect.