Sunday, May 29, 2005
Looking back at me I seeThat I never really got it rightI never stopped to think of youI'm always wrapped up inThings I cannot winYou are the antidote that gets me bySomething strongLike a drug that gets me highWhat I really meant to sayIs I'm sorry for the way I amI never meant to be so cold And I'm sorry about all the liesMaybe in a different lightYou could see me stand on my own againCause now i can seeYou were the antidote that got me bySomething strong like a drug that got me highI never meant to be so coldI never really wanted you to seeThe screwed up side of me thatI keepLocked inside of me so deepIt always seems to get to meI never really wanted you to goSo many things you should have knownI guess for me theres just no hopeI never meant to be so cold
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Just reach home(3am), after a long day watching 3 movies at Plaza Singapura!! 11.30am - Meet joey at Middle Road (Guan Yin temple). That fucker was late again!! Carpark lots were full, but i'm so lucky...after waiting for about 5mins i saw a couple walking towards their RAV4 (my fav car) so i drove behind them hopefully to get the lot...to my surprise the driver(dam handsome lor) saw me and gave me his balance of 45min carpark coupon.
12.15pm - Lunch at nearby coffee shop. Order a bowl of bak kut mee soup, the stall have so many recommendation from some TV makan show...so i tried it and it taste SUCKS!!!! Remember dun get cheated by all this media stuff....Joey was eating porridge and yu sheng....so she gave me the idea to pour all her yu sheng gravy into my bowl of noodle soup...but end up i'm drinking OIL....worst rite........ =[
After lunch, we head on down for our show.
1st show (2pm) - Star War episode III (Comment: Wait for DVD) Rating: 7/10
2nd show (6.20pm) - Madagascar (Comment: Must watch, dam funni) Madagascar has long been known as home to unique and diverse species of wildlife. Today, under the capable leadership of Marc Ravalomanana and embracing a new philosophy of responsible development with increased emphasis on biodiversity and cultural richness, Madagascar may be turning the corner after the political turmoil of 2002.
Rating: 8/103rd show (9pm) - Monster in Law (Comment: Married couples oni) Rating: 8.5/10
Last show ends abt 11pm. After show, we went down Esplanade to meet Ah Lau and Alvin for coffee. OUr session ends at 02.20am!!
HOme sweet home Tired day!!
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Saturday, May 28, 2005
After the wake, i went for a drink at nearby Macdonald with my frend. She was very stressed at work today....many unhappy things just happened to her in the morning...Firstly, when she was submitting her 2 days MC to her OC( dua nei bu), without showing her concern to her, she said: Oh, i tot you are pregnant in a very sacarstic way. Secondly, she was wearing a nice beidge pant and white top to work and her chief clerk for no reason telling her not to wear that to work again. Is FUCKING STEWPID rite!!!!!!!! Old bloody chief clerk no sense of dressing telling her off.....FUCK HER!!!! She better look into the mirror herself lor!! Thirdly, withdrawal of course...this makes her headache coz 3 months ago she already had submitted her withdrawal and was approved. But today, she was shocked coz she received confimation of her course dats mean she was not withdrawed at all.....Panicking, she went to her OC (dua nei bu) again and told her dat she needs approval from her in order to withdraw....and this fucker started to tell her off again!!!!!When she was telling me all these, i saw tears in her eyes, i can sense she was very fraustrated. She even started to smoke.....hahahahahhaahaa!!!!! If you are reading this, hey ya....cheerup cheerup ok!!! I'll show u my HUAT ZAI MOR lor =)
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As usual, dragging myself to work every morning. And the first call i received is from Joey and she was crying while talking to me on the phone....i paused for awhile coz i can't hear clearly whats she trying to tell me...and i was SHOCKED to know that my dearest ex colleague Malathi's sister has passed away during her pregnancy yesterday. Joey and i just went down to Malathi's sister house, it was filled with sadness....everyone in the house looks loss and sad and especially Malathi's mother she suffered the most. Silence among me, Joey and Malathi....can see that she is fighting her own tears. Mala, if you are reading my blog....my sincere condolences to you and your family. Be STRONG and carry on with your life....
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
He flew out of the quicksand with a lollipop in his mouth covered, landing on the other side of the pool with a wet squishy sound. After scratching his itchy groin, he felt better and started shaving his messy pubic hairs which make his groin itch. Twisting his head, he snarled back and launched 8394254826754 missiles from his nipples and killed 8394254826754 mosquitoes. Shaking his boobies, he looked proudly at his work and scratched his groin again and went for a soak in his bathtub.
She vacuums the floor by opening her legs every day. Bending over to touch her toes, she reaches her toe nails and started sucking and her sagging boobs mop the floor efficiently because the skin is water absorbent. Pausing for a rest, she adjusts her mounds, when one side of her boobs dropped and started rolling headlong into the broom cabinet. Panicking, she opened her legs again and the boobs flew out of the cabinet but they got stuck between the legs… without much strength left she had to open her legs and apply some lubricant to make things flow smoother. Unknown to the rest of the world, her pain was only exceeded by her intense pleasure.
Like a porcupine, he has spikes all over his body. Curls into a ball and stuns who ever passes his way. He rolls across many countries because he likes the thrill of poking and people hate him because he smells of rotten durian like his father and grandfather and great-grandfather who sell durians. Finally, he reaches Geylang and all the prostitutes were very suitable for him because they have many holes for him to poke. One of the whores was so excited and broke one of his spikes. He became very angry and gave her the durian-breathe and she died.
Rushing her way through the crowds, she bumped into a very old man called Daniel whose only remaining tooth dropped out. She was sad because she couldn’t enjoy French kissing with him anymore. He was sad also because he couldn’t give her love bites too. In compensation, she offered to give him a gold tooth for a replacement. In order to pay for such a thing, he must stimulate her with his toothless mouth and make sure that this story ends happily ever after.
Reading June issue FHM, he was very excited, saliva drooling so much so that it began to flood the office and a tsunami took place and he drowned.
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I look down and up but I find no love in the air. My heart bleeds non-stop after fighting the desires of sex and money. What if I punctured my heart with your anger? Will I ever come back to eat porridge that reminds of your smoothness and tasty night we spent together in Five Headed Market?
My tattoo is like a garbage bag dumped as if our tears were worthless and discarded. Bearing the pain of needles piercing and coloring is nothing compared to sleeping with you okay! Your presence haunts me with its misery and I can only try to forget what you had said when I’m making love with you…
Yesterday I opened the envelope and read our wedding invitation card. I saw that we were mister and missus, but I’m glad this nightmare is coming to an end but why you still enter my dreams again and again? Watching and stalking me like a cherry pie baking in the earthen oven.
Stars shining bright, do you miss me? The evening breeze caresses me like your fingers… salty with the essence of life anew. I lick your hair, sniff your musk and fuck your ass and royally eat your pussy! We have become the monster with two backs. We are at the position 69 lingering deep. Climax approaches with a screaming, intensity, lost in the Never-never land between your legs. White eruption onto two big igloos filled with tau hui. Both of us swim in the ocean of black satin sheets, holding the other’s loving gaze. Kua si mi? Eyes filled with sotong pus, our fingers intertwined like tentacles in a war.
Gambling requires no effort ever but how helpless we are! Holding dice to emphasize point, its ivory sheen mocks me. DFOs turning to the dark-side to grope for a prey unfortunate enough in life’s lottery. Crossing fingers ain’t no consolation, flinging mud brings perverse salvation. One more year to emancipation!
Outside the casino boys and girls gather to play and smell with each other’s inner wear, even the dead cringed in their graves. Saliva foams at the mouth of rabid dogs, eager and hungry to have a piece of human flesh. An earthquake struck and everyone died except the local priest who was amazed to find Superman carrying Babe the Pig for slaughter. The priest had cravings for bak kua and te kah, so he insisted last rites read for the pig before the Last BBQ.
Landing onto the trampoline makes me high because I know what’s waiting for me below. Beneath…oh yes! A proud naked guy showing off his one mm earthworm, wriggling, steaming, huffing, drooling. Disgusted, father came out with his biggest chopper, chopped away the earthworm, hooked it on bait and sold it to the fisherman outside here. The earthworm grew up and became an anaconda, hissing, curling only at chio bu making them shiver with unseen delight. No beginning, no ends.
25 May 2005
Tham Yu Heng, Tan Roon Tyn, Colin Chin Ming
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005
WednesdayDam it!! I'm feeling so moodless today...Tummy bloated again....was lunching with colin and tham at Blk 651 coffeeshopate a bowl of fish mee sua soup and colin was suggesting that we shared a plate of Indian rojaki cant resist but to say "OK" lets share!! GOd...please let me release with ease....
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
my dog was enjoying the sea breeze..but oops..almost forgotten he can't sun tan...so i quickly take some ice water and splash on him...hahaha...looks how he enjoying the kewl refreshing water sprinkled on him!!
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we are inseparable!!
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We were at Traders Hotel celebrating Velentine's Day..well all goes wild at Devils Bar..
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Joe's favourite pose lor..bleh!!!
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Something is missing...
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taken at Esplanade..Hongkong firework team!!
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Moon is up...roon flare up
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Oops..someone gona screw me for this pix!!
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we are out.....
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kua simi!!!!!!!
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ZoOOm iNNnn
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tham's the journalist i'm the broadcaster...hahahaaaa lolz
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posey!!
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meeeeee....getting ready to kayak!!
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c l i c k!!!!
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dats baby aaron's daddy!! Looks like him riteeeeeee....!! HIs wife juz gave him a BIG PRESENT on vesak day....congrats brother...dats make the 4 of you now!!!!
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is a big bully lor..si pai kia!!
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duno where we went...but we are all burnt!!
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arrrrr....
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not again..
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nutziiiiii
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i was fat coz of stuff food!!
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smoke out at Harris Resort (Batam)
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Monday, May 23, 2005
she's drunk!!
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wat say you....
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while i was driving the pig quietly crawling up...dam a SUCKLINGPIG!!!
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my dearest weiwei
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My mahjong kakiiiiii...this is wat u get when u played consecutive for 2 nites!! Hahahaa...cheeros!!
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Her boobs can squash me!!! Earthquake disaster will falls upon u...BIG BANG BOOBS!!!!!!
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SAR!!!!!!!! Beware!!!!! she is contagious!!!!
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eyes small small...so cute!!
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Another buddy of joey!! Hahahaaa...shes a laffing "witch" lor...
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He is our joker in SCSC!! Leave us for good...he is now at Changi Naval Base setting up his own base there....
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my darliest darling!!
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Joey's best buddy!!! Thanks her for adding one more frend in my pocket!!
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She was so excited after eating her duck noodle soup at 5 tou pasak!! LOLz
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My most happening brother!! He can shake rock fuck the world!! Cheers tarzan!!
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hmmm...my sisters!!
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sorry to scared you girls but they juz released from Mental Hospital =p
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dedicated to all the fucking bastards out there!!
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I
juz got a BIG screwed!!
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NOt this FUCKER again!!!
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RISON ONG!!! Our college audit guy!! Nice fellow..
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LOLz...dats her again!!
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Grace grace gracefully....
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nice ger lah...but always dam BLUR. i tink she worst den a SONTONG!! LOLz..Meifang ar Meifang..when den u will WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
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GREAT guy...or should i say "wise" young fellow...
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CrouCHing JeoY shoWinG teeeeeeeeeeeTH!!
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