Thursday, May 26, 2005
He flew out of the quicksand with a lollipop in his mouth covered, landing on the other side of the pool with a wet squishy sound. After scratching his itchy groin, he felt better and started shaving his messy pubic hairs which make his groin itch. Twisting his head, he snarled back and launched 8394254826754 missiles from his nipples and killed 8394254826754 mosquitoes. Shaking his boobies, he looked proudly at his work and scratched his groin again and went for a soak in his bathtub.
She vacuums the floor by opening her legs every day. Bending over to touch her toes, she reaches her toe nails and started sucking and her sagging boobs mop the floor efficiently because the skin is water absorbent. Pausing for a rest, she adjusts her mounds, when one side of her boobs dropped and started rolling headlong into the broom cabinet. Panicking, she opened her legs again and the boobs flew out of the cabinet but they got stuck between the legs… without much strength left she had to open her legs and apply some lubricant to make things flow smoother. Unknown to the rest of the world, her pain was only exceeded by her intense pleasure.
Like a porcupine, he has spikes all over his body. Curls into a ball and stuns who ever passes his way. He rolls across many countries because he likes the thrill of poking and people hate him because he smells of rotten durian like his father and grandfather and great-grandfather who sell durians. Finally, he reaches Geylang and all the prostitutes were very suitable for him because they have many holes for him to poke. One of the whores was so excited and broke one of his spikes. He became very angry and gave her the durian-breathe and she died.
Rushing her way through the crowds, she bumped into a very old man called Daniel whose only remaining tooth dropped out. She was sad because she couldn’t enjoy French kissing with him anymore. He was sad also because he couldn’t give her love bites too. In compensation, she offered to give him a gold tooth for a replacement. In order to pay for such a thing, he must stimulate her with his toothless mouth and make sure that this story ends happily ever after.
Reading June issue FHM, he was very excited, saliva drooling so much so that it began to flood the office and a tsunami took place and he drowned.
People I Kill. Their bones I collect.
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